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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I love that diagram. I chuckled, it's informative, it's intuitive and it's simple. A+ scientist.

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Clearly it could be improved. The arrow should be between the balls.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

No see it is a mars symbol, if it was between the balls it would be a venus symbol and it would only work for trans primates.

[–] DwigtRortugal@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it’s me, i’m trans primates

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Are you a trans gender primate, or a trans primate. Like were you ALAB (Assumed[Assigned] lizard at birth)?

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Clearly they haven't measured mine

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

According to the proportions between testicles and body size on this, humans have tennis ball sized testicles and forearm length dicks.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah, that sounds about right. doggirl-smug

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Correction human scientists are perverts, the other primate scientists aren't as hard by the idea

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dr. Zaius is a gentleape and a scholar who would never

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Sure, that's what he wants you to think