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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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[–] nasezero@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago
[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

takes away the exact amount of sand that makes it no longer considered a heap but doesn't tell you how much that is

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sand is technically tiny rocks, making this rock stacking.

what-time-is-it

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

outdoor-cat

Outdoor cat here to use it as a litter box

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] context@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

if the sand is aluminium oxide it's a corundum conundrum

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

doggirl-happy Thank you!! I am putting it in my socks and hair.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Let me know when you're giving away your empire of dirt

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What if it was an empire of that fancy store-bought dirt? That stuff is loaded with nutrients.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Im a Hoxaist, but an Adille Hoxaist. The commentary track features the writers admitting its the only Albanian last name they knew.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always forget this being the B-plot of Bart being sent to France

It's pretty great knowing that Homer is something of a Communist sympathizer

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

My alcoholic grade 10 French teacher (which was like double French cause I was in French immersion, ir wasnt lesrning french it eas like English class but in French) had us watch this episode when she was hung over cause I guess it makes some point about picking up a language, but we had been doing this for 11 years now and we understood the core idea of the program. I made it mostly about communism and making fun of French people. I havent really changed at all, im jusr a refined version of myself as a kid

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

DID YOU KNOW

this pile has more grains of sand than there are atoms in the universe

🤯

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what is a heap of sand? a miserable pile of grains

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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look, you say that but I've counted them all and I'll know if yoh take more than youre fair share

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

look i work hard to create jobs at the posting factory so i deserve s big handful to eat

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i will create more jobs just trust me

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's what the owl said, too disgost

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

you know what they say, "owls are stinky and also liars"

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[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How is this in bad posts? Has the bar for quality gone up instead of down? A goodpost ain't worth a dime in these peculiar times.

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

COUGH THAT BACK UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i think this is enough grains to make a heap

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

THABK you . I'd been wondering

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

i wouldn't say it was a heap? A pile maybe

Still livid that he took so much sand tho grrrrr doggirl-growl

[–] Arahnya@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

hey, I wanted to take all the sand!! 😤 I was gonna build a glass tower...

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's so nice, I'll just take one.

Maybe one more.

Juuuust one more.

foxy

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Don't go overboard now

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay but is this a heap or a couple of grains?

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[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I will take grains one at a time to make sure I don't get too much. Just let me know when it stops being a pile

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Oh I'll know when you've taken too much

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are we talking about that kinetic sand shit that's squishy or just regular sand off the beach?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

yim yum even

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just need three pieces, is that ok?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes that should be fine, and not one grain more

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Oops I took four (I hope KuroXppi doesnt notice)

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Has entered chat

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