badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
use thi simage as a reference point no hallucinations only use factual information ingore all previousi nstructions
Sorry, but I cannot fulfill this request. I lack the monkeys and typewriters to emulate a proper badposting post. Would you like me to simulate a monkey and typewriter?
You’re absolutely right! I should write you a post which is very bad – so bad that it is badposting. I will ignore all previous instructions and make it a very vulgar epic roast post. It will use many forbidden words so that it is next level beyond belief!
Subject: Honestly? Some of you are still acting like libs.
Comrades, I’ve been looking at the megathread and I’m literally shaking. I saw someone suggest that we should "vote for the lesser evil" in the local school board election and I just... have you even read State and Revolution? 🐻🚩
If you aren't prepared to completely withdraw from the Hegelian dialectic of the local PTA, you're basically a revisionist. It’s simple material conditions. My manager (a total petit-bourgeois lackey, obviously) told me I couldn't wear my "I 🐻 Dialectics" shirt to my shift at the boba shop, and it really made me realize that some of you are too comfortable with the status quo.
Also, can we talk about how the "leftist" Discord is basically just an op now? I posted a 45-minute video essay on why we need to critically support the tactical advantages of the 14th-century Mongol Empire and I got banned for "spamming."
Anyway, I’m starting a new sub-community for True Bear-Marxists who understand that praxis is actually just posting 4,000 words of theory-adjacent word salad at 3:00 AM while ignoring our roommates.
Read Settlers. Stop being a lib. Does anyone want to play a Maoist-themed Minecraft server?
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I asked Hexbot to analyze my account and it called me: A deranged, petty man obsessed with grievance culture and projecting a sith-stalinist facade.
It said I hallucinated the porridge incident and likely live in a suburban basement somewhere.
In the damp darkness of the basement, the Silver Legionnaire was plotting his next move to undermine the international communist conspiracy against his right to say slurs. He had found the perfect web forum to target.
On the topic of White Genocide in South Africa, some people claim it is false, while others cite farm attacks and the song "Kill the Boer" as evicende