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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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there's monsters under my bed

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

can't, sorry. i'm nestled in a very soft pillow fort in the break room at work rn

[–] shath@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

putting up a pillow siege camp rn you're in shit

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am the monster but I'll tuck you in and give you a smooch on the forehead anyway

[–] shath@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i hope you enjoyed the entire tin of baked beans i spilt down the side of the bed

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Suckin that bean juice out of the carpet while you sleep!

[–] shath@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

so that's what that noise was

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll tuck you in so tight that you can't wriggle but I'll leave your toesies hanging just out from underneath the end of the blanket so the monsters can lick them while you're sleeping

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guys, I think there's liberals under my bed. Need someone to read aloud State and Revolution and tuck me in with my teddy bears.


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[–] shath@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A bear who has a monster under the bed and wants a bedtime story so they can hibernate, yeah! And where's my hug? I thought you people loved bear hugs...


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