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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] theoryenjoyer@hexbear.net 9 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Enjoy the opium of the masses, my faithmaxxing comrades, but you can't spike my cortisol, I'm too busy theorygooning

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mickey@hexbear.net 13 points 5 hours ago

Thank you, I'll try less next time!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 4 hours ago

You've been hit by, you've been cucked by, a smooth tradcel AOOOOOO

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mickey@hexbear.net 11 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Doubtgooning skepticels get TURNED INSIDE OUT when digestionmogged by faithmaxxing Owlchad. Can alpha owl avoid career ending cortisol spike when caremaxxing foid approaches with soaphammer to smash dort?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Doubtgooning is when you're not quite sure if you're actually gooning

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Schrodinger's step-cat stuck in washing machine.

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 7 points 4 hours ago

Machine washmogged