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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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I wouldn’t win, but I could fight one

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[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I could totally drink a beer

[–] shath@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

here have another

[–] varmint@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't win, but I'd drink one

[–] draco_aeneus@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I am given to understand that that people used to hunt them with Neolithic tools. So, it can be done apparantly.

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago
[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

a team of neolithic hunters could gank a bear but you wouldn't want to take your chances in a 1v1 not even your map pick with items on

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

One of the biographies of I think Geronimo talks about it being reasonable to try it solo. That if you squared up with a bear there is a good chance it would stand up and roar at you to square up back. Which made it a good target for an arrow to the ribs

[–] hector@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would rather make friends with it.

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Found Hasans account

what about a man in a forest