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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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With forefinger and thumb he will moisten the forehead

Nostradamus predicted Smash Mouth. This means he was LEGIT

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Who moistens their foreheads

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

pffft, look at dry brow over here

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago

Thats some dry brow humour.

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Wha are you, a lizard?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But he didn't predict Shrek

So what good is he?

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He didn't even predict that the years start coming and they don't stop coming, he's more like "the world is going to end"

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Weird how these prophets always predict the end of the world, they should hedge their best and bet that the world is just going to keep going. If they're right they look like a genius, if they're wrong, doesn't matter, since the world has ended.

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah but status quo doesn't get those clicks