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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I get paid per post by the DPRK so I'm not sure why you're working for free

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m salaried there’s no incentive for me to post. Its like I don’t see the fruits of my labour or something.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

It's true! I used my latest Havana Microwave beam to hypnotize a fly on the wall and picked up this conversation at :cia:

Snort Owl: You see :redacted-1::redacted-2:, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

:redacted-1::redacted-2:: Don't... don't care?

Snort Owl: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I :fedposting: my ass off and the :cia: ships a few extra posts, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation?

EDIT: I don't know why :redacted-1::redacted-2: was :redacted-1::redacted-2:

EDIT2:

OH FOR :redacted-1::redacted-2::redacted-1::redacted-2:

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

They're giving your share to me because I'm cuter

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago

Oh yeah yeah you rizz up all the agents at the water cooler and go out for your pub lunch while I sit in the toilets and eat my packed lunch and cry.

You’ll see, at the next Christmas party you’ll see. I’ll make you regret getting the team to call me “double 0 schnoz”.

Anyway it was me that keeps stealing your snacks from the fridge.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

You are a talentless ICE agent who isn’t trusted to go out into the field to kidnap minorities. I am a CIA agent who graduated from Harvard with special ops training and I sit in a Langley cubicle to doomscroll in a professional capacity.

We are not the same.