Belgium. Ridiculous fake country with no right to exist
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Or Switzerland, equally fake
This is how we wind up in Siberia with several truckloads of musical instruments. Thanks a lot, Trans Siberian Orchestra.
Transnistria or Translyvania
Transalpine Gaul
Cisapline gaul just to make it weird
Transatlantic cargo ship
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I say take over Utah before the Mormons cause an unprecedented ecological disaster by drying up the Great Salt Lake
I've been saying Utah should go to the Juggalos but really anyone besides the Mormons would be a vast improvement
I would appreciate more people being able to try Faygo
Could the Faygo help with the drying lake?
The water is replaced by Faygo
Couple of these bad boys and it starts a party
An entire lake and we can bring peace to the entire world
Good taste, whoop whoop!
The land should go to the indigenous people who would be way better at protecting the ecology.
I have an story idea for a post-collapse USA with deseret as one of the regional states, not because the Mormons are powerful, but because we have so royally fucked over the ecology of the desert that it functions as a badlands, and the future mormons function as nomadic marauders.
Raiding the countryside forcing travelers to buy into their mlm scheme
Terf Island but there is nothing worth taking
You say that but there are hundreds or even thousands of priceless artifacts we could repatriate to their original owners, just to start with.
Good point 
Lies. Our rail replacement bus services are world class.
Dorley Hall can be built at the new capital
I think the obvious choice is Terf Island
Seconded. My parents house can be parliament. They'd hate that
If half the comments on Facebook are accurate, it's already theirs and believing in "biological sex" is now a crime punishable by hanging.
Texas and Kansas and everything in between. It will be called Transas.
G*rmany. Destroy G*rmany. Luxury real estate in the heart of e*rope and its completely infested with g*rmans.
Now aren't you g*rman yourself I hear you ask, and regrettably I cannot deny this grave accusation it's completely true. However https://youtu.be/gtaTzFmAabk?t=112
antideutsche but not fascist
Germany as in Cisalpine Gaul will become Transalpine Gaul 2
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
No need to take shit. When we reinstate the USSR, we will create a "trans autonomous oblast" in some fertile unpopulated region of wherever, like Siberia or the empty donut of central Spain:
Only 10% of the population of Spain live inside the blue area, the remaining 90% live in the rest of the country (without forgetting the islands).
It would also be cool to make projects of regenerative agriculture on the north-african Mediterranean coast.
Surely the LGBT+ will get Ibiza. As far as I'm aware it's basically ours already anyway. We just need to make it official.
Ibiza is sadly taken by *nglo and G#rman drunkard tourists, much more so than by queer people. It would be the best fate possible for the island certainly. Fortunately we don't need to repress or relocate said craKKKers, they'll progressively disappear if we leave to themselves thanks to their cultural practice of Balconing
For further details on last year's balconing prizes, this website is gold
their cultural practice of Balconing
For further details on last year's balconing prizes, this website is gold
Incredible. You should repost this expose for the wider hexbear audience.
If you think people would like it, I'll make a post about it lmao
Br*tain isn't doing anything useful, might as well camp there
That would mean having to be around british people though. Unless you're gonna do cispartheid
I thought we were gonna turn them into cat boys?
the joint LGBTQ coalition shall govern the Democratic People's Republic of Seattle
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Depends on how much territory i can take in my most recent eu 5 game
Currently most of poland, a good chunk of belarus, ukraine and lithiuania and like a small slice of Czechia
will this be the flag?
Berlin. And we won't be stopping there.
How about transcaucasia?
I always thought that Finland should be (even) more trans
The finlandisation of trans
We already have a state tho, Malta!
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