Yogurt up, fellas
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Fellas, is it gay to eat the thick, white goo?
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A little
Hey, it tastes a lot better than other thick, white goos on the market
You eat yogurt because an influencer tells you to.
I eat yogurt because I have hypoglycemia and need the protein and sugars in the morning.
Yogurt is good
Helps keep my guts together
Plus, I like fruit
Gay much
(Yim yum)
Yes, very
Very good, carry on 
:07:
I swore off eating any food that’s gendered. I’m starving, please help.
Ive been looking for straight yogurt for so long.
Just a 'gurt guy
One of the funniest bits in Tim and Eric is along these lines, Eric calls Tim a "'tute man" prostitutes all the time. My opponent is a 'gurt man, yogurt all the time.
Please tell me this is protein yoghurt with 16g of protein per 10g serve I want to hear this man CHEW
Creamy and fermented
showing all the bros how much of an alpha i am by guzzling the gurt
Can we live in the solar punk yogurt advert?
No we have yogurt advert at home
Not to make any insinuations about the size of utensil one chooses to use (unless...
) but they are undercutting their messaging pretty hard by giving him the daintiest damn demitasse spoon they could find
Real Yogurt males savour the flavour. Beta milk mails chug it all down in one gulp.
It's a sophisticated small spoon like what you use for caviar, it's woke to open your mouth too wide.
what do you think?
bro-gurt 
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When the world needed him John Harvey Kellogg returned
Is it still manly if it's vegan yogurt? Or is coconut too soy? Cause I pound that shit. Got a big jug of plain vegan yogurt for making sauces and stuff and vegsn kefir for smoothies. I consume civilizations of healthy bacteria and give em a good home
Yo coconut yogurt is amazing
I'd recommend it as just the superior product to dairy yogurt if all things were ethically equal. It tastes better. It's also available relatively cheap at the grocery store near me. For cooking it doesnt react different to being heated up or anything as well. It's soooo much better for curry
Get unpasteurized plain soygurt, refill the container with pure soymilk (not the stuff with fillers or sweeteners) after, shake, leave out in room temp or warmer (or in a fancy rice cooker on the yogurt setting.) you can unlock the infinite soygurt hack
great source of protein 💪
Rarest male archetype
real straight MEN eat go-gurt, because that's what their trad mommy-wives pack in the lunch box, including a pack of famous amos cookies, a PB&J, and a cherry-flavored juice box.
total sugar: 300g.
Only greek full-fat. None of this 3.5%, 1.5%, 0.5% protein shit. 10+% or GTFO.