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Folks, CALM DOWN, this is still in the workshopping phase ok? First we bomb them, then we workshop WHY we bombed them, do you not understand the plan!?

Democrats, predictably, were apoplectic. “There was no imminent threat to the United States of America by the Iranians,” said Mark Warner, the top Democrat on the Senate intelligence committee, who had received classified briefings from Rubio. “There was a threat to Israel. If we equate a threat to Israel as the equivalent of an imminent threat to the United States, then we are in uncharted territory.”


Meanwhile somewhere below decks on the Titanic 11:45 PM (ship's time) on April 14, 1912

Well, if we were to equate the threat of icebergs to an imminent threat to our ship, then we would be in uncharted territory! - a well dressed crew member with an officer's hat calmly explains to a passenger.


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[–] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 49 minutes ago)

This is easy one: Trump went to war to get the fact he's child rapist off the front page.

This evil man is just fine with Americans dying for that purpose.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

The reason is, and I'll bet a lot of money on this: an LLM told them to.

[–] Wammityblam@lemmy.world 37 points 2 hours ago (4 children)

Not quite. Israel told them to.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You're both wrong.

It's because it's a distraction from Epstein. You're not talking about how trump rapes children. If we go to war, that becomes the focus. No longer putting pressure on trump over how trump rapes children. See, I have to keep typing trump rapes children, because society seems to have the memory of a goldfish, and have forgotten that trump rapes children.

Now, view every action he's done since taking office, and underatand understand that EVERYTHING is a distraction from trump raping children.

Now don't forget this time, ok?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It’s because it’s a distraction from Epstein. You’re not talking about how trump rapes children.

I believe we're now talking about how he murders children

[–] e0qdk@reddthat.com 5 points 1 hour ago

I believe we're now talking about how he murders children

Unfortunately, yes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Minab_school_airstrike

[–] synae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 hour ago

"Actually, Israelis"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Israel told them to do it via the medium of an LLM

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Not really that different

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

But nothing extraordinary has happened. Just the US started war in the middle east. Happens every 10 or so years

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 2 points 22 minutes ago

Bush spent months trying to convince the world that invading Iraq was justified.

Trump didn't even do that.

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 4 points 1 hour ago

Apparently Israel runs the world now and we are their lapdog. That’s why.

[–] _deleted_@aussie.zone 4 points 1 hour ago

“What a beautiful White House! Look at those drapes! And have you seen the DOW?” the guy is senile and his sycophants don’t want to upset him.

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

There was an article saying it was for religious reasons, military people calling in to a hotline they have to say they were told orders were sanctioned by god or something similar.

I'm not religious (do know a fair but of what pre high school kids tends to learn) but according to the old testament the Christian God(well all same God for participants technically unless I'm misunderstanding my theology) doesn't need help if he wants to wipe out people.

Imagine saying you're on a holy war because Trump says so? That sounds wild even for some of the out there comedies.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 4 points 53 minutes ago (1 children)

Its possible for different people in the same administration to have different motives to do something they both want to do.

I doubt trump is religious at all in any way shape or form. The others though...

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 minutes ago

Steven Miller is religious about his hate!

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Does it change anything if it's a good excuse?

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

What I have learned from US superhero movies is that what is important is doing your best and believing in your country no matter what!

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

UHh.. The kinda have.

They said Israel made them do it.