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And that’s basically it!
They bombed Iran to get people to forget that Trump and his circle are mass-scale slavers, child rapists, and traitorous foreign agents.
This is easy one: Trump went to war to get the fact he's child rapist off the front page.
This evil man is just fine with Americans dying for that purpose.
The reason is, and I'll bet a lot of money on this: an LLM told them to.
Not quite. Israel told them to.
You're both wrong.
It's because it's a distraction from Epstein. You're not talking about how trump rapes children. If we go to war, that becomes the focus. No longer putting pressure on trump over how trump rapes children. See, I have to keep typing trump rapes children, because society seems to have the memory of a goldfish, and have forgotten that trump rapes children.
Now, view every action he's done since taking office, and underatand understand that EVERYTHING is a distraction from trump raping children.
Now don't forget this time, ok?
I get the sentiment, but war is worse than obvious pedophiles trying and failing to hide their crimes
It’s because it’s a distraction from Epstein. You’re not talking about how trump rapes children.
I believe we're now talking about how he murders children
I believe we're now talking about how he murders children
Unfortunately, yes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Minab_school_airstrike
"Actually, Israelis"
Israel told them to do it via the medium of an LLM
Not really that different
But nothing extraordinary has happened. Just the US started war in the middle east. Happens every 10 or so years
Bush spent months trying to convince the world that invading Iraq was justified.
Trump didn't even do that.
Did he convince parliament at least?
Apparently Israel runs the world now and we are their lapdog. That’s why.
Because Epstein was a mossad agent.
There was an article saying it was for religious reasons, military people calling in to a hotline they have to say they were told orders were sanctioned by god or something similar.
I'm not religious (do know a fair but of what pre high school kids tends to learn) but according to the old testament the Christian God(well all same God for participants technically unless I'm misunderstanding my theology) doesn't need help if he wants to wipe out people.
Imagine saying you're on a holy war because Trump says so? That sounds wild even for some of the out there comedies.
Its possible for different people in the same administration to have different motives to do something they both want to do.
I doubt trump is religious at all in any way shape or form. The others though...
Steven Miller is religious about his hate!
“What a beautiful White House! Look at those drapes! And have you seen the DOW?” the guy is senile and his sycophants don’t want to upset him.
Does it change anything if it's a good excuse?
What I have learned from US superhero movies is that what is important is doing your best and believing in your country no matter what!
UHh.. The kinda have.
They said Israel made them do it.