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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Give it here you satanic little feather duster! bird-screm-2

California here I come!

[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Aww geez I'm sorry little guy

[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

NOOO COME BACK I'M SORRY DON'T GO

[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Put a lot of effort into this gif so I'm sharing it, also cooked it a bit for added authenticity.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Amazing 10/10 beautiful please make a post in the emoji comm

[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A letter? Does this mean you forgive my sins?

negative

[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

That's just one possibility, I'm open to input. vvv

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Yeah I won't be topping this for a while.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Stop pming me about my OC

(decided to remove the image for some of the language contained within that might go against this places rules)

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

But his jnco jeans get me TURNT

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

content warnings before the image should suffice I think, and people already have to click to unblur them by default

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago

This is good to know; I'm always shit posting carelessly around lemmy and i need to learn to be more mindful with content warnings and rules of particular communities

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Thanks, he's a super-soldier with a mysterious past who definitely doesn't represent my complicated relationship with my family or my gender or my feelings of inadequacy in the face of evil

[–] miz@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

Orifice Connector

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

What OC? I am just recycling your OC catgirl-smug

[–] Sunforged@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

DO NOT STEAL!