I accidentally got my fat ass stuck in the strait of Hormuz
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
are you the cork?!

I won $64,000,000 in the lottery and blew it all on the craps table
Then I got drunk, found the Lost City of El Dorado and became Lord of the Underworld
I'm learning how to make skeletons dance
Sounds like a fun time did you bring back any souveneirs
No, they got mad when I made them do the Macarena and they took all their magic bones back
depends... did you travel at relativistic speeds?
this is wild speculation but given where we are probably like a load of liberals and struggle sessions
That guy from that show was here. He was looking for the library and asked us for directions. Nice dude, took photos with us and gave tickets to that stage play he starred in.
Nuclear draft of the end world 
Did you miss us at least :(
Yes
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