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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I accidentally got my fat ass stuck in the strait of Hormuz

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

are you the cork?!

[–] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I won $64,000,000 in the lottery and blew it all on the craps table

Then I got drunk, found the Lost City of El Dorado and became Lord of the Underworld

I'm learning how to make skeletons dance

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like a fun time did you bring back any souveneirs

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

No, they got mad when I made them do the Macarena and they took all their magic bones back

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

depends... did you travel at relativistic speeds?

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

this is wild speculation but given where we are probably like a load of liberals and struggle sessions

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

That guy from that show was here. He was looking for the library and asked us for directions. Nice dude, took photos with us and gave tickets to that stage play he starred in.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

Nuclear draft of the end world elmofire

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Did you miss us at least :(

[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 2 points 5 days ago

Yes


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