Farting boner is a very serious condition
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
[Cw:vibeo gaem] More into bonerfarts instead
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Is it German? Farb means color.
Yes. Color + Toner. They make toner cartridges and fart boners.
Yes. Toner means boner. Fuck.
Die fart die
Derek Farbtoner was aware of the comedic overtones of his name by first grade, and was already tired of it. So he was determined to slather his surname with such glory and honor that it would redeem his family name.
So he started a company, and worked tirelessly to make it successful, and reclaim his name. His company succeeded wildly, and he became very wealthy, but he was recently informed that most customers remember his company because the company name, Fartboner, is hilarious.
Heh they even went with the remixed goatse style logo. peak marketing.
Their company motto is "E Pluribus Anus"
My lawyer says we can't name the company Fartboner
(sorry for annoying player voiceover, only video I could find with the dialog I wanted)
Aw. Well great minds think alike all that
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: