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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 24 minutes ago

I guess I found my way into the 3rd grade Lemmy.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

This was a big topic of debate in my elementary school

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Cars don't have urethras, educate yourself.

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 1 points 39 minutes ago

nobody believes that you can pee from other things than a urethra this is my burden to carry I am john piss ears and this is my story

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

All over the child snatcher billdawg epsteintrump-moist

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

Haha get dunked on by Potts and Scrumptious dancing the robot. 🤖

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 hours ago

Or the porn version - Clitty Clitty Gang Bang

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

MFW Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was made by the same guy who made the 007 series.

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 hours ago

That’s how we got away with cursing in front of our very religious grand parents and aunts. If we were giving the cousins crap we’d point right at them and sing “oh you pretty shitty bang bang, pretty shitty bang bang I hate you” and somehow got away with it.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What would a car poop? Metal pipes?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You would think that, but it actually poops out little tiny cars, that also poop out even tinier cars.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 1 points 58 minutes ago

oh wow that's so cool