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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

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I called my dog Beanis earlier without thinking. As a term of affection. I think..

Anyway I might have been beanisposting too hard. Prolly have to take a day off. I dunno its a big call but I can't risk beanout.

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

I really didn't think it was a thing.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Beanie mightier than the sword

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Eenie beanie vichy - Dont cum, I aint see shit, Decolonize

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I call my cat beanis all the time, because that's his name

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We call one of my cousins bean as a nickname. I might just start calling him beans as a bit.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

now that you mention it bean was a mutual affectionate nickname with one of my long lost ex girlfriends :yea:

... wait

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

My main in WoW is a goblin warrior named Soybeanis and my friend has called me variations of Bean/Beanee for a while.

I believe this is what The Youth refer to as "beanrot"