I can appreciate mice of all sizes
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
yogurt makes you slimmer and sexier
Nice try big ag. I’m NOT consuming the tit cum.
Based and ratpilled
Wouldn't a Dort_Owl want fatter mice?

in times of want, yes. but in times of plenty, a pre-marinaded mouse surely satisfies.
Paid for by Big Yogurt
You eat yogurt to be a sexy mouse.
I eat yogurt to manage my hypoglycemia.

I eat yoğurt because it's a great complementary dish in our cuisine.
by katie moisse
Ok Mx. Mouse i see right through your disguise
I'll have to guard the yogurt I make, I don't want any sexy mice running around.
bro unlocked his inner yogurt male
Don't put your dick in the mouse
"sexier" is a wild thing to say about a mouse
Less weird when you realize how many furries are in the sciences
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
sexier

What about gogurt
Do not put your dick in the gogurt, either
That makes them more radical, tubular and gnarly
Gurt_Owl
This has nothing to do with the owl thing I swear
posted by Dort_Owl

okay but have they tried feeding them beans.
I dunno, I like a mouse with a little meat on its bones
I'm not eating the yogurt. I'm not pressing the button. I will not live in the pod in Mice City.