Why are people listening to Rob Schneider?
this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2026
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"The only way we can have freedom is by killing some brown people who have done nothing to us." - Some fucking douchebag moron
I didn't see him at Fallujah when it was his turn to die for his country.
Curious that he's discovered a love of mandatory conscription so late in life
Iran hasn't done anything to me, but Trump has.
He's caused more harm to the US than Iran ever has.
Trump or Schneider?
As a matter of fact the real war would be civil war.
Finish up what the Union army needed to do to the South at the end of the war.
The biggest hotbeds of Confederate activity in the modern era can be found in Silicon Valley and Washington DC.
Rob, have you tried just not saying anything? Come on, try it...
You can do it!
Say the literal one dimension comedian. How many times has Adam Sandler kept you in SAG?
I just watched an episode of Last Week Tonight where Rob said some nice things about Victor Orban, or something along those lines. Not that Rob really ever had any credibility but anything he had is now gone.
dude's apex was the 'making copies' guy on SNL. one bit.
all downhill from there. he's a no-service shitbag who wants to say other people's kids should be conscripted.
all of this ignores the enormous harm a draft would do to our military - because I guarantee you the rich still won't serve, they'll all have bone spurs and asthma that fixes itself after a decade. and the poor will have to serve instead.
meanwhile, today, we have one of the best militaries in the world because the people serving genuinely want to be there - either for the service itself or benefits after - and all of this ignores the giant elephant in the room: conscription's great for meat waves.
anything requiring skill gets fucked. small unit tactics take ages to learn. logistical operations take longer. and you're not going to get conscripts in the backbone combat service and support units because that shit takes even longer to teach than infantry stuff. two year hitch? hell that's just barely enough time to get through basic, AIT and airborne school. that's when you're qualified to no longer be a danger to your fellow servicepeople.
I don't want to serve with conscripted people who are gonna get high/fucked up and get us all murdered. we saw what happened in vietnam, no thanks.
That's also ignoring the possibility of folks like myself being conscripted, wherein I would be looking for the biggest how can I fuck everyone over situation. I see human life as cheap including my own, now imagine what I would consider acceptable casualties?
valid.
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What "freedoms" does he think are being threatened by Iran?
Our freedom to kill brown people?
they're brown.
Rob Schneider can go fuck himself. He's a pathetic no-talent hack who's fallen ass-backwards into money. And because of that he now thinks he's some sort of genius. In truth, he's a dunce.
More attention grabbing comments from the most unserious buffoon of an "actor".
Exactly what freedom is being threatened by Iran? The freedom to distract people from the Epstein files maybe?
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I dunno man. The US doesn’t seem very free anymore.
Rob Schneider, fucking idiot, says something fashy to remind people he still exists after being functionally unemployed for a decade
Let's not use 'unemployed' in a pejorative way.
You first Rob.
The army drafting rob schneider sounds exactly like a rob schneider movie plot.
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what freedoms is iran taking from us citizens? trump is taking rights away.
how fucked in the head do you have to be to say we need the draft for this bullshit war. after 9/11 the majority of the country was united in a response yet ibdont remember hearing "bring back this draft". now this stupisld war and i have heard it a few times in the last week.
What a lapdog piece of shit.
Rob Schneider is a stapler
I didn't know who he was so I looked him up on Wikipedia. Apparently he's a fucking moron.
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Hey rob, come draft this turd out of my ass.
Anyo e advocating for the military service for others should put their money where their mouth is and sign up, regardless of age.
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He can schniff my sweaty taint for all I care. The dude never served, and is now advocating to force others to do it. Just to protect pedophiles.
you will only be known as adam sandlers side kick, and Mooching off of his fame and success like a vulture.
Classic chickenhawk, lives 60-something years without serving in military, and now thinks other people should serve in the military.
I was going to call him a joke, but then that would give him more credit than he is due.
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Sorry, I don't take geopolitical advice from a man whose most notable acting roles included starring in The Hot Chick.
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Is Schneider a Pedo? Why is he supporting pedo policies? Sounds like a pedo to me.
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