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[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Shoulda installed Thunderbird

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I give them a 45% chance of coming back

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 2 months ago

I never would have thought that astronauts could be so relatable.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Maybe someone should introduce them to PINE and SMTP and MIME.

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago

They need to open the event viewer now, which takes 2 minutes.

[–] Cnote5@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 months ago

... it would be pretty ~~funny~~ magnificent if the engineers would (have to) talk them through how to deMicroSlop themselves & install foss OS & foss apps.
They have more than enough time.

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 2 months ago

I miss BlackBerry

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