You actually have to be an expert to be dubious of this?
If yes, what kind of expert?
this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2026
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The kind of expert Waffle House hires or feeds:
among roughly two dozen workers and regulars interviewed this week at Rome’s three Waffle House locations, none said they were aware of anyone traveling to the 24-hour restaurants by paranormal means,
This statement looks like it came from a redacted document from FBC headquarters. What in the Remedyverse is this?
Reporter: "Hello, I'm from the New York Times, and I'd like to ask whether you're aware of anyone who has teleported to this Waffle House?"
Waffle House employee: Thinking "there are some real weirdos who come in here". "Uh, no."
"FEMA official blacked out and came to at a Waffle House"
FTFY
"Experts are dubious" ok that's sorta funny, but it's too bad this is such a serious position being held by a blackout Christian drunk.
Strangely after teleporting I always wake up with a headache and memory loss.
And for some reason it's always right after twenty beers
I'm dubious, does that make me an expert? Can I start getting the expert checks?
Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says...
Well, I feel safe in knowing that my life and property is in secure and competent hands 🫤
Experts are dubious that he teleported to Waffle House. CNN investigation reveals it was really an IHOP.