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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

If I had money on where this ended, I'd put it on them abolishing the Student Board Member seat on the grounds that it was too much of a temptation for the rest of the board.

Maybe slide in a rule about students needing to wear full figure coverings to prevent anyone on the board from becoming aroused.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 4 points 2 months ago

Yikes. Probably, as well, but yikes.

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

During the emergency meeting, the BOE is set to consider and approve a motion to censure Ervin over the comments.

by censure, I hope they mean terminate his employment

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 months ago

Paid vacation with a settlement bonus for endured trauma you say??

(/s)

Does this girl not have a dad? If some man said that to my daughter I’d catch a charge wtf dude

[–] BigMacHole@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

STUPID Libtards! ALL he's doing is Being a Pedophile! That's like THE most Protected thing you can Do in America!

-People who show up Armed to Drag Shows to PROTECT THE CHILDREN TM!

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He claims to have meant that she was hot as in "on fire" because she was asking a lot of pertinent questions. 🤷‍♂️ Nothing makes sense anymore.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He is just a sapiosexual, and age is just a number, baby.

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[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

"Protecting the children" is always a cover.

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