Fuck it, just do farts. Do all of them. Fart it up.
(I have never been able to burp so I’m a toot monster and I’m too old to have any shame anymore and there’s no way I’m gonna stop eating beans or tofu)
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what if I don't like tofu
If your intestines are wall-to-wall 
with no room for air, you can't fart
Chickpeas 😔
Build up your gut like a muscle. Little more chickpeas everyday.
This is me but with beans or onions, just rips my gi tract up.
If you eat them regularly enough your microbiome will adapt. If you soak beans overnight and add a carrot (I don't know exactly what the carrot does tbh) it helps with the gassy compounds.