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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 9 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Who is beanis ? For the blind, beanis is vision. For the hungry, beanis is the chef. For the thirsty, beanis is water. If beanis thinks, I agree. If beanis speaks, I'm listening. If beanis has a million fans, I am one of them. If beanis has ten fans, I am one of them. If beanis has only one fan, that is me. If beanis has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole world is against beanis , I am against the whole world. I will love beanis until my very last breath.

[–] Beanis@hexbear.net 6 points 5 hours ago

Bean you my son.

[–] Beanis@hexbear.net 8 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

You can't handle the truth.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Beanis is a New York financier and philantropist

[–] Beanis@hexbear.net 7 points 5 hours ago

It's true, I'm a firm believer in Effective Beantruism.

[–] Sulvy@hexbear.net 3 points 4 hours ago

I’m Beanis

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 5 points 5 hours ago
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago

Beanis was the Time Magazine Person of the Year in 2006

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