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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

We got our own Radagast the Brown!

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The ability to animate skeletons, but only when they're still inside alive people

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[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You know exactly my magic would be.

Judge me? Owl magic isn't on the same level of aura. This like a level 2 posion user talking down to a power word:scrunch chad. your-next-line-is

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[–] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago
[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

i would be a paper witch lol

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Aquamancy so I can surf to travel anywhere I want to go and wear shades 24/7 and say "tubular!"

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

You know Tim the Enchanter from Monty Python's Holy Grail? That'd be me. Up on a mountain casting explosions

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Soda magic i would make my own soda and it'd be magic elixer (i would add cocaine)

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