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I'm finding lots of disconcerting bean thoughts bubbling up from my brain stew

Like cw

What if I were to eat a beanis. Like put a whole beanis in my mouth, chew and digest it

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[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 2 points 56 minutes ago

doctor’s log, badposting comm: after talking with the patient I became hungry…

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry, we can't choose our hyperfixations in this world

susie-nudge

Get it, that's a Deltarune reference heheh

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

I take a beantato chip... and EAT IT keikaku

t/n beantato chip means 'plan'

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

Let them overtake you. Become the beanis beanis

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You’re not supposed to chew them not-built-for-this

They can’t grow if you chew them.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

So just swallow them whole then

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, then they’ll be in a nice, nutrient rich environment and ready to make more beanis.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I am the megafauna that spread the avocado seed. Impede me not for I popp where I will

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, no, don’t let them leave you.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

You would let beanis leave you?!? catboy-sob