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[–] ViceroTempus@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

They kill us through fraud And theft, and are surprised that we celebrated Luigi's deeds. The truth is they will only start to care when more of them start to drop. How many more millions need to die because of this BS before we're ready to bring justice down on their heads as a collective class?

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[–] sonofearth@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

When money dictates how the world should work.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 82 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What's ironic is that the big opposition from the GOP to ObamaCare was this ludicrous idea of "Death Panels" weighing human life against budgets.

And yet, when the panels are a dictatorial insurance algorithm, where is that classic 2009-2010 outrage?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Every accusation is a confession with Republicans

[–] rwtwm@feddit.uk 28 points 1 day ago (8 children)

You probably already know but, those arguments aren't why the GOP were outraged. It's what they thought would be most likely to get the public outraged.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 139 points 1 day ago
[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 172 points 1 day ago (12 children)

I’ll never understand how people were OK with putting middlemen with an interest in denying care between them and lifesaving treatment.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 116 points 1 day ago (4 children)

because apparently, the alternative is communism, and it will have death panels that will decide if you get to live in order to save costs...

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Insurance companies are deathpanels though...

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I believe that was their point...

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (5 children)

that was my point.

they prefer real material death panels, than the alternative, because it might have theoretical death panels. that no country with public healthcare has.

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[–] MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 261 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This would be enough to "radicalize me", but I don't think it's all that radical to be against a system that treats people this way.

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 130 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's the point, we're not living a neutral situation, we're under attack by bad people doing disgusting jobs

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 53 points 1 day ago

It's us against the Epstein class, really.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 60 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

It isn't. It's inhumane the way these companies are behaving. They're a threat to society and this is humans' instinctual response to eliminating threats.

We are giving thousands of dollars of our money to a company to insure that our life and health will be taken care of, it should NOT be up to these companies what methods of remedies that a person needs to be kept alive and healthy are "deemed necessary"

Furthermore; these companies CEO should NEVER be paid more than a ~~average~~ median citizen... full stop. There's no reason an insurance company employee owns a yacht.

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[–] x3lz@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is why we have people like luigi

[–] Karmanopoly@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] Pman@lemmy.org 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So are they going to be as surprised and outraged again when another Mario brother shows up to clean up this mess?

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[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 169 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago

You are Luigi, We are all supposed to be Luigi

[–] corbindallas@fedinsfw.app 113 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mangione did nothing wrong.

[–] cheat700000007@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's wrong with getting McDonald's after playing video games?

[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 18 hours ago

Succulent american meal?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 56 points 1 day ago (13 children)

The family should get back every penny they've paid to that insurance company.

What the fuck are they paying them for?

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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And yet it is often by law that people have to have insurance that pays them nothing when the time comes.

It is nothing short of robbery.

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago

Per KFF, the late Tennant was insured by the Public Employees Insurance Agency of West Virginia, which partners with UnitedHealthcare.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 107 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Life is not medically necessary

In fact its a massive risk factor.

[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

I work in EMS. My advice to students and brand new EMTs is always the same: don't freak out when your patient is in cardiac arrest. Those are the easy calls. I have to keep people alive and if someone is crashing in front of me I have to figure out why and what I can try to do to stop it so they don't die. The ones that are already in cardiac arrest aren't getting any more dead, and the only outcomes are that we improve on that or we don't. We can't make them worse. Dead is the most stable condition.

Edit: That said, one of my favorite things about working in EMS is that I don't have to care about "medically necessary" or insurance companies. If I think my patient needs a treatment and it's in my protocol to give it, I give it. I don't have to ask for an insurance company's approval or get a payment method from my patients, I just get to help people.

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[–] cheat700000007@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is how the West develops suicide bombers

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago

it's also how we get luigi

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[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

"People will die anyway, why give them healthcare? We are not into that business, just give us your money, you greedy little pigs".

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