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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 1 points 36 minutes ago

Yeah, we're actually all flavour text to make the world seem a bit more fleshed out like the Shadowland BBS in the Shadowrun CRPGs.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

haha yeah "what if" doggirl-sweat

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

Dude I'm too high for that kinda shit right now fuckin quit it biden-horror

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 11 points 8 hours ago

Ive often thought I was the figment of someone's imagination

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

If I didn't exist that would solve a lot of my problems. Existing comes with a lot of headaches.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 8 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I sure would like to think I exist to you guys doggirl-gloom

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 7 points 7 hours ago

Don't worry, you absolutely exist. It wouldn't be an experiment if there wasn't a subject!

What an insightful comment, great job human!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

What if i'm real and you're fake?

Then I would be making this post and you would be telling me you're real

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

I'd say there's at least a 25% chance that I'm an NPC. If you watch me for long enough I'll do an idle animation. maxwell-party

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Okay, that proves it

We're all real here

No AI would admit to being familiar with Doug

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 6 points 8 hours ago

Not sure there's enough Doug on the internet to scrape!

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 11 points 9 hours ago
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Would a real person say THIS?

I LOVE BEANIS AND I HATE SEX

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tithonis@hexbear.net 9 points 9 hours ago

SYNTAX ERROR

damn it's crazy that one of my alt accounts posted this

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 9 hours ago

I'm real you have to beLIEve me!

[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 10 points 9 hours ago

This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.

[–] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 8 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Actually there are only 12 dozen advanced prototype Androids using this website. None of them are aware that they are artificial constructs.

Though I will give a hint, one of them already posted in this thread.

Edit: the source is that I was once an Admin of Hexbear, and was privy to our secret projects.