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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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Can other ghosts smell your ggost shit?

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[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 3 points 31 minutes ago

Based on prior art Ghosts (2019) it can be inferred that not only will there be shit in your pants but the shit will reappear if you attempt to clean them.

[–] varmint@hexbear.net 3 points 54 minutes ago

Personally I would take a ghost shower

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

Only if you die mid-shit. Then its unfinished business.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

i think it's like the matrix. is the shit in your pants an inalienable part of your core identity? then yes.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago

Somebody find Elvis' ghost.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It depends if shitting was the thing that killed you

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

dies from pissing

becomes ghost

somehow ends up with ghost shit in ghost pants

teased by ghosts for eternity

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Make sure to shit your pants first

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 1 points 49 seconds ago* (last edited 37 seconds ago)

most people shit their pants after dying. Fucking casuals

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What if the shit has to be actively leaving your body at the same time your soul is leaving your body?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago

Same thing, perhaps