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chat I got covid :((
I'm dying here my throat hurts so baddd
on the bright side at least I get a tolerance break from weed at the end of this :P

anyways here's an out of context image from a DougDoug stream last week, probably the funniest stream I've seen from him this year

here is the baby

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[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago

I don't think any canadian politicians are implicated in the epstein files. The Ontario premier dealt drugs with/to his crack smoking mayor brother though so lump us in with the nacrotrafficers I guess.

[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 10 hours ago

This reductionism is absurd and offensive, my country deserves multiple of those labels.

[–] Critical_Drinking@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Penguin world domination imminent

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 0 points 9 hours ago

I see nothing wrong with this picture. They even accounted for Aus lol

[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Upvoting to ensure more Americans think Australia is a desolate wasteland not worth visiting.

[–] kablez@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

100% mate, we got drop bears and other venomous mammals. Shits crazy down here!

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 points 9 hours ago

The actual fauna in Australia is way worse than whatever dropbear stuff of nightmares anyone's brain can concoct anyway lmao

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Recently the quokkas evolved to use tools and they've become quite skilled with switch blades. Now it's not just the drop bears, you have to watch out for quokkas sneaking up behind you and cutting the tendons in your legs with a poisoned blade.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 1 points 11 hours ago

they’ll mug ya for a ciggie all right!

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 0 points 9 hours ago

Hey in Romania we're not pedophiles, we just like stealing

upvoting for the "baby"

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lordziv@lemmy.nz 0 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Came here to say this, but at least we aren't lumped in with "hell"!

[–] TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Not sure "mutilations and genocide" is much better...

[–] nailingjello@piefed.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Hell is looking pretty good on this map.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

The mutilations/genocide and narcotraffic is caused by pedofhile governments and rich people unstabilizing those regions for few hundred years tbf.

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Thats with nuance though, this map clearly states it is without.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Florida is outside of "pedofile" zone, map is invalid.

i mean, miami is a crossover zone?

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)
[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 0 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

New Zealand in the "mutilations and genocide" zone?

It was gonna be in is own little bubble labeled "hobbits" but that would've been too close to nuance.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

See ya! I’m headed to Penguins country.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

🐧: we use arch btw

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Throat hurts too much to smoke? Eat an edible. Tolerance break averted.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I get very dried out no matter how I consume weed, also I just got some edibles but my tolerance is too high to really enjoy them so I'm doing a break while sick so I'll be able to enjoy them hehe

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 points 8 hours ago

Oh damn, that sucks. No matter how many years it's been, I still have a super low tolerance for edibles. But it's also probably a self-reinforcing cycle, because everytime I try a homemade edible I don't want to do them again for like a year lol

Protip: Try making weed butter first before mixing together the rest of the ingredients.

Personally, I won't ever touch that shit again hahaa

[–] Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca -1 points 21 hours ago

I'm sure we have fair our share of the 1%, corpo, government, and clergy degenerates who were Epsteining away with their friends South of the border, and continue to. It would be nice if we started doing something about it.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd like to think Canada is just Arctic Narcotraffic, but I haven't studied the Trump-Epstien Files for Canadian content.

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If they’d made it “pedophiles and racists” it would be more complete description of the US and Europe and then Canada would also fit.

"Racists" would be just a circle of the whole map.

[–] RedRibbonArmy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Probably should include Florida and US Virgin Islands in the Pedofhiles sector.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 0 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Most of the USA should also be labeled as hell

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 points 9 hours ago

Aus is the roasty kind of hell, whereas US is the pitchfork stabby kind.