this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2026
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 24 minutes ago

You're a sub.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

“Yeah, you like that, you fucking retard?”

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 53 minutes ago

Wait, not like...OK, maybe a little like that.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 1 points 58 minutes ago

Exhibit A on why yall have relationship problems.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

can't be mean, would it be ok if I were to call you "damn clever slut"?

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'd take "clever slut." Close enough to clever girl. 🦖

Slut is and should be a compliment.

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 39 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It’s because you’re a dumb fucking slut.

(Please don’t be offended, I mean that with all the affection one stranger can have for another across the internet, it’s just so clearly the correct answer)

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I hate to break it to you but that fast heart beat from being called a dumb fucking slut is not from distress...

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If it were from distress I would not have so responded.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

It's cause you're a dumb fucking slut. We all are.

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

<3 Anything for you, bae.

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 hours ago

Because childhood be like that yeag

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 25 points 6 hours ago

Daddy issues.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 20 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Dunno about you, but for me it is cholesterol.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 3 hours ago

doctor (whispering): LDL cholesterol

heart explodes

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

I used to go on Nextdoor; I said it was because I liked to be connected to the neighborhood, but if was really for the drama, and one time this woman came in spewing some nonsense, her name was Paula, and another poster comes in and says "That's not how life works, Paula, you absolute buffoon, go back to Facebook," and so, since then, I've called many, many people absolute buffoons.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 hours ago

CALAMITOUS BUFFOON!

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

This is why Dwight didn't jump. Mike called him an ignorant slut and he just started palpitating

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 4 hours ago

I’m a pretty tough cookie myself, but yeah, this is one of my activation codes.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I consider slut to be a compliment, so...

[–] Aron@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

So I guess I just gave you a really good compliment 😉