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Exhibit A on why yall have relationship problems.
“Yeah, you like that, you fucking retard?”
Wait, not like...OK, maybe a little like that.
can't be mean, would it be ok if I were to call you "damn clever slut"?
I'd take "clever slut." Close enough to clever girl. 🦖
Slut is and should be a compliment.
It’s because you’re a dumb fucking slut.
(Please don’t be offended, I mean that with all the affection one stranger can have for another across the internet, it’s just so clearly the correct answer)
I hate to break it to you but that fast heart beat from being called a dumb fucking slut is not from distress...
If it were from distress I would not have so responded.
It's cause you're a dumb fucking slut. We all are.
Thanks boo.
<3 Anything for you, bae.
Because childhood be like that yeag
Daddy issues.
Dunno about you, but for me it is cholesterol.
doctor (whispering): LDL cholesterol
heart explodes
You absolute nincompoop
I used to go on Nextdoor; I said it was because I liked to be connected to the neighborhood, but if was really for the drama, and one time this woman came in spewing some nonsense, her name was Paula, and another poster comes in and says "That's not how life works, Paula, you absolute buffoon, go back to Facebook," and so, since then, I've called many, many people absolute buffoons.
CALAMITOUS BUFFOON!
This is why Dwight didn't jump. Mike called him an ignorant slut and he just started palpitating
I’m a pretty tough cookie myself, but yeah, this is one of my activation codes.
I consider slut to be a compliment, so...
So I guess I just gave you a really good compliment 😉