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A Republican Congresswoman who has been “missing” for the past six months has finally been found.

Rep. Kay Granger has served as the representative for Texas’s 12th Congressional District since 1997.

However, she suddenly disappeared from the public eye around July this year, when she cast her final vote against an amendment to reduce the salary of Deputy Assistant Administrator for Pesticide Programs to $1.

A curious reporter at the local Dallas Express newspaper did some digging on Granger’s whereabouts and has finally been able to give her constituents some answers.
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We then received a tip from a Granger constituent who shared that the Congresswoman has been residing at a local memory care and assisted living home for some time after having been found wandering lost and confused in her former Cultural District/West 7th neighborhood.

The Dallas Express team visited the facility to confirm whether Granger was residing there and to inquire about how she planned to vote on the spending bill. Upon arrival, two employees confirmed that Granger is indeed living at the facility.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How the fuck does a Senator go missing for SIXTH FUCKING MONTHS and no one bothers looking for them.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

She is in Congress, not the Senate - so there’s a couple hundred more of them in general, and not all of them turn up to work every day.. so it’s not hard to lose one for 6 months and not notice.

Especially when they’re Republicans, since they do sweet fuck all most days anyway.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Her aids were probably running the show for years. What happens with these congress critters is that they create a support network around themselves to do the real work while they campaign for the next election. It gets to the point that the congress member themselves becomes superfluous. If it goes on long enough, they fall into dementia, but the aids don't want to start over again with someone new, so they just tote their boss around from time to time like Weekend at Burnie's. It happened with Dianne Feinstein. It's probably happening with Mitch McConnell.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

It’s ~~probably~~ definitely happening with Mitch McConnell.

ftfy

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

People from her office absolutely knew where she was, they just didn't bother telling anybody else.

[–] hactar42@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Imagine not showing up to your job for 6 months and people just going, "hmmm, I wonder where they are."

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Let me guess, Granger continued to collect her paycheck while "missing."

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

To be fair, dementia is not much of a hindrance for making GOP policies.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

It’s working for Biden as we speak.

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We need a maximum age for politicians. At all levels. And term limits. At all levels.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 points 11 months ago

And a god damn attendance record.

My kid's school told me flat out that if a kid misses too many school days, they will be left behind.

So these "politicians" get paid and don't even have to show up?

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My question is "How did they tell she was demented?"

[–] Muffi@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

GOP Congresswoman