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My vagina (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago

Now im hungry and horny but dont know which to eat first

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

As a pedant that's the vulva, the vagina is on the interior.

Also they are both ham sandwiches

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

pedant

their

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Fair

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Also technically that comma should be a semicolon

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're a ham sandwich

[–] webp@mander.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

I ate ur mum's ham sandwich

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure those are actually sandwiches

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, that's a picture of sandwiches.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Ce ne sont pas des sandwichs.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 8 points 2 months ago

You can eat both out so I don't see the importance

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

My weenie:

Also my weenie:

Mostly it's just like that all the time.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not my vagina

[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago (3 children)

My vagina after a good night.

[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Is this @violet08_@lemmy.world ’s alt or something? 🤣

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[–] Monument@piefed.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The chocolate is spinning a narrative and I don’t like if.

Particularly messy ass to vagina creampie?

[–] thecaptaintrout@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Could just be bush

[–] Monument@piefed.world 2 points 2 months ago

I like that interpretation way better than my own.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

(•᷄- •᷅ ;)

Flashbacks to Van Wilder

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Eat fresh

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Odds are rising of someone orchestrating a “My Penis” post in response to this post. Something like:

My Penis: ‘lil Smokey on a toothpick.

Also my Penis: German Bratwurst mit Brötchen.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whoops. Guilty.

[–] AntifaTeamLead@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Guilty would imply wrongdoing. Yours was the best possible version!

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago

got a two-fer, eh?

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago

[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That’s not how it works lol

[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago (6 children)

You’ve never organized shit for a classy picture?

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I literally til you can organize shit. I'm going to go rearrange my balls now.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Stack em. Go vertsack.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Google tucking

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[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Only when my doctor asked me to. I put some serious effort into the composition, even used glitter, goggly eyes and fake hair that I borrowed from my balls. She just said "what the fuck(,) is this shit" to which I just said yes

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[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I was going to disagree, but I've witnessed similar.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

That looks like something Shady Vance could incorporate into his couch activities. /s

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Huh? How it can change?

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago

My girlfriend calls it "origami"

[–] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I think clitoris and Labia majora have some erectile tissue which will change its appearance based on arousal, though I'm not sure how labia minora can change this wildly

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