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[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

As a pedant that's the vulva, the vagina is on the interior.

Also they are both ham sandwiches

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Also technically that comma should be a semicolon

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Also, there should be a comma after "pedant."

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] webp@mander.xyz 10 points 4 days ago

I ate ur mum's ham sandwich

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure those are actually sandwiches

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No, that's a picture of sandwiches.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Ce ne sont pas des sandwichs.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 8 points 4 days ago

You can eat both out so I don't see the importance

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 49 points 4 days ago

Now im hungry and horny but dont know which to eat first

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago

My weenie:

Also my weenie:

Mostly it's just like that all the time.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 42 points 4 days ago (3 children)

My vagina after a good night.

[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago (8 children)
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[–] Monument@piefed.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The chocolate is spinning a narrative and I don’t like if.

Particularly messy ass to vagina creampie?

[–] thecaptaintrout@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Monument@piefed.world 2 points 4 days ago

I like that interpretation way better than my own.

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[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Odds are rising of someone orchestrating a “My Penis” post in response to this post. Something like:

My Penis: ‘lil Smokey on a toothpick.

Also my Penis: German Bratwurst mit Brötchen.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] AntifaTeamLead@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Guilty would imply wrongdoing. Yours was the best possible version!

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[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago
[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

That looks like something Shady Vance could incorporate into his couch activities. /s

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 4 days ago

got a two-fer, eh?

[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That’s not how it works lol

[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 40 points 4 days ago (6 children)

You’ve never organized shit for a classy picture?

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I literally til you can organize shit. I'm going to go rearrange my balls now.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Google tucking

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[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Only when my doctor asked me to. I put some serious effort into the composition, even used glitter, goggly eyes and fake hair that I borrowed from my balls. She just said "what the fuck(,) is this shit" to which I just said yes

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[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

I was going to disagree, but I've witnessed similar.

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Before and after, can confirm

[–] Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't see lashings of mayo oozing out of the after shot 🤔

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's plain common-sense that every appetising sandwich needs a good filling!

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