Ubisoft forced me to change my profile picture from that toothpaste in the R6 days. Still a little pissed
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Gotta shit out the tp
Science man has gotta figure out what it's made of
lol what was the original?
Lady (Marianne?) waving an EU flag riding a bull. https://www.derstandard.at/story/3000000259747/cartoons-maerz
Edit - Or maybe it's Europa riding Zeus. If only it were Garrisonly labeled.
horrible derstandard paywall

Oh, I thought it would be China, but like, an evil authoritarian depiction of them. This is somehow even dumber than that.
Of course, it comes from that lib paper. The newspaper was founded because the publisher wanted to have a kind of New York Crimes™ in Austria.
It was an already edited post in memes. Someone else made it they were running to China. The real original was probably the scientists running to Europe somewhere
Taking a wild guess, but the Canadian border?
Okay but if it has a mouth why isn’t the mouth where the paste comes out
Does paste come out of your mouth? Mouths are for putting things in, not for squeezing things out.
The mouth is for other things we don't talk about