Brb, gonna do a line of mouse shit
this post was submitted on 15 May 2026
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Hanta has been a thing in chile since the 90s, I don't know what the fuss is about.
Dibs on his land
Like this mfer leaves the house anyways.
In this house - the hentaivirus exists
It's sad, i've met many people like this.
Same image change my mind
They both have a habit of misgendering people. At least the Sontarans do it because theyβre a single-gender spices, rather than spite.
don't you mean sprite
Nah, Sontarans are smarter than that.
you don't become an apex warrior being stupid.... but potato head does have its own issues
I WILL return to the depths of the sea. Cthulhu r'yleh!
I can provide LIBERTY FREEDOM coffins at a discount for true patriots. Each coffin comes with an engraved American flag and a gun holster. Today's your can pre-order your LIBERTY FREEDOM coffin for $4,747.47. Don't 86 your rights!
I've made my choice.
I already said it doesn't matter if this virus becomes wide spread or not, US will never do another shut down - I'm fact to wipe us out just release a virus, most would rather die than stay home for a few weeks
When the terrorists get that bio weapon, just expect absolute destruction of this Nation.
The Maga cult has fucked our ability to respond.
I will NOT comprehend basic science.
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FUCK YEAH!!!
CAN'T REALIZE THE FAILURE OF THE AMERICAN DREAM IF I DON'T LOOK TOO HARD
Looking too hard is for commie fucking liberals.
I JUST GOUGED MY OWN EYES OUT AND I'VE NEVER FELT FREER, EYES ARE FER WOKE PUSSIES. YEE FUCKIN HAWW, MOTHERFUCKER, WOOOO!
Get this guy a box of rat turds and a blender
Summa that slop in a five gallon bucket, yeah brother, that shit's better'n my waffs cookin', and that's fer sherrrrr
Hell yeah brother, sounds like a Friday night!
Mix in a bit of ivermectin and that's a hot date for a Friday night
Herman Caine award incoming
Good Lord that is a might gullet!