Brb, gonna do a line of mouse shit
this post was submitted on 15 May 2026
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Bro decided to put himself in a Facebook ad
Hanta has been a thing in chile since the 90s, I don't know what the fuss is about.
All the losers are having sudden flare-ups of their persecution complex and are desperately using something that will never happen to create a feeling of power in their sad empty lives.
Yup. There's also deaths from hantavirus every year in California. The problem is the variant, its the first time a lot of these countries are being exposed to the more contagious than usual form of hantavirus that in Chile & Argentina is known as Andean Hantavirus.
Chile has a long history of dealing with this and usually takes all the necessary precautions, but add some dumbass gringos (north americans and Europeans) into the mix and they basically go into a remote area and snort lines of mouse shit and then are surprised when they caught a really bad virus.
Argentina doesn't really take any precautioms afaik.
yes, in chile they always do campaigns, is a fact of life since forever, so for me it's quite surprising the global craze about it.
Seems like he has a typo at the top. From the context, seems like it was meant to say:
"I will NOT protect my home."
Dibs on his land
Like this mfer leaves the house anyways.
It's sad, i've met many people like this.
In this house - the hentaivirus exists
Same image change my mind
They both have a habit of misgendering people. At least the Sontarans do it because theyβre a single-gender spices, rather than spite.
don't you mean sprite
Nah, Sontarans are smarter than that.
you don't become an apex warrior being stupid.... but potato head does have its own issues
I will NOT comprehend basic science.
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FUCK YEAH!!!
CAN'T REALIZE THE FAILURE OF THE AMERICAN DREAM IF I DON'T LOOK TOO HARD
Looking too hard is for commie fucking liberals.
I JUST GOUGED MY OWN EYES OUT AND I'VE NEVER FELT FREER, EYES ARE FER WOKE PUSSIES. YEE FUCKIN HAWW, MOTHERFUCKER, WOOOO!
I already said it doesn't matter if this virus becomes wide spread or not, US will never do another shut down - I'm fact to wipe us out just release a virus, most would rather die than stay home for a few weeks
When the terrorists get that bio weapon, just expect absolute destruction of this Nation.
The Maga cult has fucked our ability to respond.
I can provide LIBERTY FREEDOM coffins at a discount for true patriots. Each coffin comes with an engraved American flag and a gun holster. Today's your can pre-order your LIBERTY FREEDOM coffin for $4,747.47. Don't 86 your rights!
I've made my choice.
I WILL return to the depths of the sea. Cthulhu r'yleh!
Get this guy a box of rat turds and a blender
Summa that slop in a five gallon bucket, yeah brother, that shit's better'n my waffs cookin', and that's fer sherrrrr
Hell yeah brother, sounds like a Friday night!
Mix in a bit of ivermectin and that's a hot date for a Friday night
Herman Caine award incoming
Good Lord that is a might gullet!