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[–] Furbag@pawb.social 17 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Nothing will change until they fear for their lives.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 9 points 1 hour ago

Just wanted to throw down the reminder that health insurance companies, for a brief moment, didn't deny nearly as many claims.

Sometimes violence is the answer.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 63 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Unrelatable dickhead expresses an opinion, promptly ignored.

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 14 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

More like makes me fantasize about using his chrome dome to set an Amazon data center on fire like burning ants with a magnifying glass

[–] cecilkorik@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Sadly the inescapable physical truth of convex vs concave lensing still relentlessly holds its tenacious grip on reality, despite the billions of dollars these folks have accumulated they have still, thus far, been unable to alter that particular aspect of reality.

The only solution I can offer for Jeff Bezos is to begin forming his skull inwards somewhat so that any captured light can reach a proper focusing point. As as astronomer with some experience with such reflective optical surfaces, I'd be happy to begin the grinding and polishing process for you at any time, I'll just need you to hold him still while I work. It's a very precise process.

I assume his head is mostly thick skull surrounding empty space anyway, so I think there should be little harm done.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

just make the light source more concave than his head is convex!

maybe. or just use a [REDACTED]

[–] cecilkorik@lemmy.ca 2 points 53 minutes ago (1 children)

A high power laser? That feels like it might work. Perhaps we should start experimenting on Jeff Bezos's head to see what works best.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 1 points 48 minutes ago

A high power something yeah

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

promptly ignored.

That's what the oligarchs want...

He has your money, and if you want it now vote JG Wentworth 2028.

Because unless we take our money back, they're just gonna fucking keep it.

Edit:

Because people might not know that commercial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX0fIi3H-es

Point being that's the only thing we should say to oligarchs, if we say nothing they win

So every time you see a billionaire, say "bitch, where's my money".

Don't let them talk about anything besides they have our money.

We're past the point of redistribution. We need to take it out of their hides as well.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 14 minutes ago* (last edited 13 minutes ago)

does anybody have any numbers on how many taxes he actually pays?

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

“The top 1% of taxpayers pay about 40% of all the tax revenue, and the bottom half pay 3%,” Bezos said. “I don’t think it should be 3%. I think it should be zero.”

“People sometimes say that, you know, I don’t pay taxes. Not true. I pay billions of dollars in taxes,”

“You could double the taxes I pay, and it’s not going to help that teacher in Queens. I promise you.”

WT-absolute-F? I think he got oxygen-deprived in space.

[–] demonsword@lemmy.world 2 points 16 minutes ago (2 children)

“You could double the taxes I pay, and it’s not going to help that teacher in Queens. I promise you.”

well, in the USA this is probably true, all the money would be diverted into more military spending or tax breaks for stupid filthy rich people

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 12 minutes ago

which is why we need tax money being spent on the communal level. not the federal level. it's the fed gov that spends it on the military, it's the municipality that spends it on schools.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 2 points 10 minutes ago

Fair enough, LOL. Just love that it's "oh I pay TONS of taxes, but asking me to pay more in taxes won't help anything."

[–] TyrionBean@lemmy.ml 3 points 45 minutes ago

I completely removed myself from Amazon since a few years and I couldn't be happier. Everyone should do this.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 8 points 1 hour ago

Alex Jones lookin ass

[–] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 minutes ago* (last edited 45 seconds ago)

Grew up wealthy, borrowed $250k ($550k in today's money) from his family to start Amazon, has so much money now that money has ceased to have meaning. This asshole has never lived a normal life and yet he thinks he knows what kind of problems people are facing today.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 11 points 1 hour ago

BOMBSHELL reporting right there

[–] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 30 points 2 hours ago

CEO said a thing

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Dude deserves the Mussolini treatment and nothing short of it.

[–] demonsword@lemmy.world 2 points 14 minutes ago (1 children)

Too humane. They should suffer for many, many years isolated in a filthy jail cell first

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 minutes ago* (last edited 2 minutes ago)

Fair enough.

Personally I think culling the entire Epstein class and dragging their corpses until every major cities' municipal boundary can be seen from space would send a more effective message.

Dip them in liquid nitrogen and christen their yachts before we scuttle them.

Hang them by their feet from a crane and see how many it takes to demolish a building.

(Gee I wonder why I got banned from reddit)

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Fuck what he says, why the fuck does he look like the bastard child between Santa Claus and Lex Luthor?!

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 3 points 1 hour ago

Yeah that's pretty much the trifecta of doing everything people hate.