A fake, gross, plastic borger. Perfection.
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Boneconduction headphones. Can get real cheap ones from aliexpress, I use them for swimming every week
Does the Bluetooth work underwater?
Beware of poor fitment though. I got some cheap wired ones years ago (from Amazon), didn't work so well because they had bad contact and no mechanism for adjustment. Kinda also needed a preamp, though if contact were perfect maybe that'd matter less.
I also am not so sure I'd trust them to be waterproof, and anything that is would likely have a heftier pricetag. That, and I'm pretty tired of everything having batteries.
Been using mine for 3 years now, its 100% waterproof. Also, they sound better underwater/when wet
Ever see Hackers?
Remember the scene before Joey gets arrested where he's taking a shower? He had ziplock bags over the cups of his head phones to keep them dry. 😌
This is the future they took from us.
That burger is a horrorshow. Who the hell wants un-melted cheese? The bun isn't toasted either.
It’s hard to melt the cheese when the patty is so thin that a 3kmph wind for 8 seconds at 22C is sufficient airflow to cool it.
Also, seems to be missing the rest of the toppings. No way there's any lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, bacon, or any combination of the above, on there.
There is most likely chopped onions, pickles, ketchup and mustard. I’m 99% sure it’s a double cheeseburger from McDonald’s.
Onions
Pickles
Ketchup
I thought americans don't eat veggies??
I've always found it funny that "horror show" and "хорошо" sound the same but mean completely opposite things 🤭
that looks absolutely disgusting
What you don't like your burgers sprayed with polyurethane varnish?
yeah.. I don't even understand the post. They say that being able to shower with a headphone (wtf) would be as perfect has this shit show of a burger? These people are sick.
Get Shokz, openswim pro. Pricey, but waterproof and you can listen to whatever you want in the shower.
That would be an extra 5,000 gallons of shower usage for me if I got them.
The fuck do You need shower headphones for? Put a bluetooth speaker on the sink like a normal person. It doesn't even need to be waterproof.
I don't even get the appeal of shower headphones. Bathrooms usually have great acoustics, blast that shit and sing along.
Ah dirty ears.
I can't believe the person that posted this had never heard of speakers
get AfterShocks, made for listening to music while swimming
In the 90s we had waterproof fm radios. What have they done to us?
They played 90s music while we were showering
Why would you wanna wear headphones in the shower? I just bring my phone in and listen to podcasts. There’s a little hook on my shower shelf that holds my phone so I can listen to it. It’s great!
lol i thought they meant shower with headphones instead of water. like a sonic shower for your head.
Get a Bluetooth shower speaker