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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 46 minutes ago (1 children)

Kristi Noem absolutely shitting bricks right now

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 minute ago

That dog is in training to seek vengeance upon Kristi Noem on behalf of the entire canine species.

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 20 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

If only there had been a good dog with a gun.

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 56 minutes ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 58 minutes ago

Let's be clear here: The dog was not the real cause. The human with the loaded and unsecured shotgun in their front seat was the cause.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 points 11 minutes ago

Rise of the Planet of the Dogs

[–] imhungry@leminal.space 1 points 14 minutes ago

So that scene in Plague Dogs wasn't comically impossible after all...

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 1 points 16 minutes ago

Why? was she trying to eat the dog?

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)
  1. Round chambered
  2. safety disabled
  3. Gun not secured

A lot of things have to go wrong. Yes, it’s illegal to drive with a loaded firearm, but this is basic firearm safety.

The person hit was a passerby.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

basic firearm safety.

which no one enforces or even checks.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Well that’s the thing I’m trying to say. It shouldn't need to be enforced or checked (but yes, i support legislation) any more than putting pants on before going outside. But clearly, it’s fairly common behaviour to ignore basic rules.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

It shouldn't need to be enforced or checked any more than putting pants on before going outside.

You get fined and put on a list if you go donaldducking around.

Saying that is a bit like expecting politicians won't be corrupt bcs of some decency & not because of consequences.

We pay taxes to get such things sorted out for us, so we don't have to assemble French street furniture every few years.

(But I'm not exactly saying I know how to police dog gun safety habits.)

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago

Cricket Noem still has shooters, never forget <3

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 62 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

That dog didn't shoot anyone the negligent gun owner did.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 36 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 51 minutes ago) (4 children)

EDIT: There's no "rack" mentioned in the source. I assumed that. A loose loaded gun makes even less sense, tho.

Loaded while in a vehicle-mounted rack. Not just illegal, but also violates some fairly fundamental gun safety principles.

Heck, just "treat every gun a loaded" and "never point a gun at anything you don't want shot" means we should probably do away with most vehicle-mounted racks to being with. I suppose inside the metal toolbox in the truck bed would be okay; at least then the dog wouldn't fire it.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

There's no mention of a gun rack; I think she just had it loose in the back seat...

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 hour ago

The only woman in the story is the victim, who was standing outside the vehicle as it pulled up and the gun blew through the door.

It's interesting to me that nothing is mentioned about the driver/gun owner, and it's written in passive voice as if the vehicle, dog, and gun all acted by themselves. But SOMEONE not only drove to the store with a loaded unsecured shotgun, they also had their unsecured dog with it in the backseat.

Fortunately it appears the door took the brunt and the woman wasn't killed. Maybe the gun and dog should have aimed at the driver's seat.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 2 points 58 minutes ago

Good catch; I just assumed.

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 hours ago

Yeah it’s really hard to find any justification for driving around with a loaded shotgun. Especially when handguns exist and can just sit on your waistband. It’s extremely negligent and stupid gun ownership. Not to mention really poor self defense practice because the handgun would be easier and quicker to draw in a self defense scenario. That cunt is driving around with a loaded shotgun to feel like they’re tough and intimidate people. They should not have firearms whatsoever and really have displayed that to a high degree

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

Why have gun racks in 2026.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 2 hours ago (8 children)

Gun owners should have to carry liability insurance for things like this.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 4 points 53 minutes ago* (last edited 13 minutes ago)

I agree. Certainly while in public (e.g. public roads).

~~That said, I want to say that got proposed in the 90s and somehow the NRA not only defeated it at the federal level, but got congress to ban states from doing it. I could have just imagined that tho.~~

EDIT: https://sclawreview.org/article/gun-insurance-mandates-and-the-second-amendment/ (summary: there's a couple of laws [one state; one local], that will probably get SCOTUS review eventually, but are on the books for now; it's questionable whether insurance will cut down gun violence.)

I'd expect guns to be at least as regulated as vehicles, but I guess vehicles don't have their own amendment.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 11 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, if only there were an example of insuring and licensing for some other kind of common deadly consumer product.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

Especially because this trash has no money to sue them.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 38 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

If the woman had had her own shotgun, this would never have happened.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 27 points 2 hours ago

Also known as the "Kristi Noem Rule"

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 hours ago

I'm still waiting for the good guy with a gun to save Kurt. Any day now..

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Wouldn't have tho?
Imo she lacked a dog with a gun.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 hours ago

She should have thrown the fucking ball

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 48 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

How many other countries have "shot by babies" and "shot by animals" stats?

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 8 points 1 hour ago (2 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

Well, at least this one wasn't just pinballing in the back seat. Seems like the guy should remember his saftey though.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 22 points 2 hours ago

None of the civilized ones.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

Who leaves a loaded gun on the passenger seat

[–] ElJefe@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Most American thing I’ve ever read

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 2 hours ago

If only had happened on a school

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 hours ago

She was shot by a well-regulated militia, not a dog.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 17 points 2 hours ago

I could not relax with a ready-to-fire shotgun rattling around in my vehicle. Negligent gun owner bigtime.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 hours ago

Guns don't kill people, Good boys do.

[–] artifex@piefed.social 1 points 59 minutes ago
[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

Maybe one of the most literal instances of "Man Bites Dog" I've ever seen. There's even a dog involved!

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Honey, wake up, a new man bites dog just dropped.

[–] binux@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Had to double-check the headline to make sure I didn't have a brain aneurysm

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