aim the remote at your dongle. press 7336664447777. you've now unlocked advanced dong settings. use the volume button to grow or shrink your thingy, and the mute button to mute it (not as useful as it sounds)
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
be careful with the power button, sometimes it gets stuck
fool. the radiation will help your foreskin grow. you dont want a five, six, or even sevenskin?
psh, what a joke. you couldnt handle that kind of power anyway. have fun standing up and pushing buttons. ive got my golden ticket sat right in my lap, and you know im flipping through the channels to get those sweet bursts of radiation
If you're not pointing the 7 in 1 universal remote at ur tip you're a liberal and a coward
What's a foreskin? Sounds anti-freedom 🦅🦅🦅
What's the big deal? I also generate infrared radiation
Buy one get one free year
Make sure you turn off the Internet box when you're not using it too! It fires out those microwave radiations faster than you can whatchamacallit
People who used the tv remote to measure the length of their erect penis will have been exposed to fatal amounts of infrared radiation