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I just walk to the TV and fuck around with the buttons on the bottom until I find what I need. Fuck infrared radiation, I don't need it.

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[–] Krem@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

aim the remote at your dongle. press 7336664447777. you've now unlocked advanced dong settings. use the volume button to grow or shrink your thingy, and the mute button to mute it (not as useful as it sounds)

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

be careful with the power button, sometimes it gets stuck

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

fool. the radiation will help your foreskin grow. you dont want a five, six, or even sevenskin?

psh, what a joke. you couldnt handle that kind of power anyway. have fun standing up and pushing buttons. ive got my golden ticket sat right in my lap, and you know im flipping through the channels to get those sweet bursts of radiation

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

If you're not pointing the 7 in 1 universal remote at ur tip you're a liberal and a coward

[–] MizuTama@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

What's a foreskin? Sounds anti-freedom 🦅🦅🦅

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

What's the big deal? I also generate infrared radiation

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Buy one get one free year

[–] restless@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Make sure you turn off the Internet box when you're not using it too! It fires out those microwave radiations faster than you can whatchamacallit

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

People who used the tv remote to measure the length of their erect penis will have been exposed to fatal amounts of infrared radiation