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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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wow this joke sucks maybe i shouldn't even post it

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

How do you do fellow crackers?

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Caucasians

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[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Another kkkrackoid down

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

For dinner tonight I had grilled chicken, salt potatoes, and mac salad. No beer because this family sucks.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

I should put this on the credit card for the extra miles

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Anybody else love looking at their $401k? I have my phone set up to alert me every time interest appears in my account. Pensions and social security are dumb, it should be every person's personal responsibility to save for retirement.

[–] CDommunist@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Im going to drown my kids in a bathtub

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

Haha! I'm just enjoying this cucumber sandwich and glass of water, such a perfect time to catch up with everyone. I hear Bill knocked two strokes off his golf game over the weekend!

[–] Hermes@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why didn't you parody the body of the post xhs-doge

[–] indeed@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

im posting bad

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago