this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2025
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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 162 points 1 month ago
[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 159 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

Brutal. I'm using this.

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 117 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.

[–] nick@midwest.social 17 points 1 month ago

I think this is funny, and pray he gets what he voted for (getting his ass deported).

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 75 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] yunxiaoli@sh.itjust.works 73 points 1 month ago (3 children)

He's a cuban in the US, his family almost certainly owned slaves and hates the working class for taking their land and 'making' them flee or be judged by their former slaves.

Its unsurprising he's maga, he just didn't realize gusanos aren't white.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Thanks for adding context. That does clarify why he waggled his face at the leopards' mouths.

Also, I believe his partner was drawn into all of this, too.

[–] warlockbert@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

This is really only true for Miami Cubans. Tampa Cubans (generally) came much earlier fleeing Bautista, and are MUCH more supportive of socialism than Miami Cubans (who, you're right, came to the US because Castro had the nerve to take their plantations away).

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do you come to such conclusions?

[–] yunxiaoli@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty much the only ones that 'fled cuba' did so to avoid justice. Their families tend to be far right conservatives, since they were the ones overthrown.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Reinaldo Arenas would have liked to say something here.

[–] yunxiaoli@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago

I did say pretty much. The repression of lgbt by soviet and non soviet forces, each blaming the other for the cause, was a terrible time in history. However for every person like arenas there's are least a dozen 'we hate castro because he brainwashed the servant family that had been loyal to us for decades'.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)

He's likely still loyal to Trump despite all this.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

I can't believe the deep state Democrats usurped Trumps authority by deporting this guy. Have they no honor?

[–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago

"if only the Führer knew"

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"Daddy would never hurt me! It must be my fault!"

[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I imagine that the leopard is enjoying the Cuban flavor, after so much white bread

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Le gustan las carrilleras de cerdo cubanas.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago
[–] Bentheredonethat@discuss.online 14 points 1 month ago

Play stupid game win stupid prize.

Also, schadenfreude deluxe

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

The stupid is strong in this one!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Get acquainted with the underside of the bus.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Acquainted? They're about to be common-law married!

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Two wrongs rarely make a right.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

"The Right hurt itself in its confusion!"

[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone needs to chant "let's go Brandon" as he is being deported.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Being that delusional, he might have been chanting it the whole way.