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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I had to fart after reading this post so maybe

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

picard-excited my theory works!

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

You know what... probably

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

are you asking me if I would yawn if I saw a butthole farting?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

I fart when people yawn so i guess it's feasible

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think if I saw a butthole yawn my butthole would yawn. Idk about farding tho

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Butthole yawn, first I'm hearing of it. I'm intrigued

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The archeological record shows several instances of Earth's orbit being diverted by mass near-simultaneous farts, leading to devastating worldwide changes to the climate. The relative stability of the Holocene was only to begin when our distant ancestors started to wear garments that hid their butts - but now promising research says that a "controlled mass fart" of sufficient magnitude could be just what is needed in the 21st century.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Our farts will black out the sun

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

I'm trying to broach new fields of science please be nice :(