I had to fart after reading this post so maybe
badposting
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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my theory works!
You know what... probably
are you asking me if I would yawn if I saw a butthole farting?
I fart when people yawn so i guess it's feasible
I think if I saw a butthole yawn my butthole would yawn. Idk about farding tho
Butthole yawn, first I'm hearing of it. I'm intrigued
The archeological record shows several instances of Earth's orbit being diverted by mass near-simultaneous farts, leading to devastating worldwide changes to the climate. The relative stability of the Holocene was only to begin when our distant ancestors started to wear garments that hid their butts - but now promising research says that a "controlled mass fart" of sufficient magnitude could be just what is needed in the 21st century.
Our farts will black out the sun
emphasis on pathetic
I'm trying to broach new fields of science please be nice :(