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[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You are now subscribed to Bunker Facts.

(Please, make me an SMS service which has daily updates on this saga)

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

It would make a really good fake reality TV show pilot, that just punches up at crazy rich billionaires the whole time

[–] Janx@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If this is really the best of humanity that will weather the storm, we could be doomed after all.

Way to lick the boot, Victor Tangermann. Just because they survive this hypothetical "life-extinction event" doesn't make them better or special, it makes them lucky that they inherited or exploited so many resources. In fact, the limitless greed of billionaires and giant corporations is almost certainly what will doom us all. Hoarding more wealth than you could ever spend while others suffer and starve isn't "the best of us", it's psychotic...

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[–] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I like all the people saying “But these aren’t billionaires!” As if billionaires are some different type of people incapable of being moronic paranoid preppers who will bring about their own demise through their own stupidity.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

This isn't all that different than my new Multi-Use neighborhood problems. Many of the people in the big houses are entitled POS who feel they are above the rules (for the most part, they are). Many in the smallest houses/rentals dgaf about the rules because their chances of getting in actual trouble are slim.

We don't have a stand your ground here tho, just getting away with shooting the contractor is pretty fucking insane.

[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Silo, but there's no rules

[–] GardenGeek@europe.pub 3 points 2 months ago

,,Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... flippin' glorious little sausages. Pen them up together and they will devour each other without a second thought. Human nature, in'it? Ooor... fish nature. "

~ Jack Sparrow

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Shot the contractor?!?! Plenty of sick ones buying the bunkers.

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 2 points 2 months ago

So? Let them cannibalise eachother, not like anyone will miss them.

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