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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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The best takes are the ones I agree with so just post those ones o.k. doggirl-smart

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[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We should no longer have takes we should have gives

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Thh... tha... thanks... I guess susie-blush

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Joining a local subreddit, an HOA, or a fascist party is driven by the same base impulse, differing only in degree

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Youtubers will malign the loss of 'third places' and then suggest you join a pickleball club, or the hitler youth

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We should all hug dort_owl because they're very smart and funny and cute and they smell nice

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Self evidently true, correct and indisputable. Bulletproof take

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Gotta disagree there. We can't all do it or we'd crowd up.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

amerikkka is bad

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Better Call Saul was an 8/10 show that had great moments but the parts were greater than the whole

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Most people would not have made it through the first 2 seasons of Better Call Saul if it hadn't been for Breaking Bad.

[–] diamath@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Based on stylometric and idiosyncratic analysis of the user's posts and comments, this user is most likely, on the balance of probabilities, a semi-autonomous bot operating out of the Ministry of Intelligence of the People's Republic of China.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

You said it, not me

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

beanis peepee poopoo

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

My wife should take me back despite my drinking problem.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago
[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Fking italians have no business complaining about pineapple on pizza when they themselves are putting fking french fries and hotdogs on "pizza americana"

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Okay but fries on pizza rules and pineapple on pizza is meh.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

They just do that as a joke though. Like calling it caffe Americano

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Naps are great

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

under communism everyone gets a pair of beanis style shoesies

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

And beanis slippers to wear at home

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

legendary mic drop moment on a song:

[Outro] If you're a dog

A little puppy going ruff, ruff, ruff

If you're a fruit

A tomato full of juice