Asafum

joined 2 years ago
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago

There are still 300 billion pennies in circulation they're just more of a collectable now, so if anything you now have a collectable buttplug!

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There is nothing in the world, other than money, that Democrats love more than losing

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 9 points 1 month ago

It's one brain cell firing and reacting to a residual signal from the initial fire. The only thing that keeps it going is its own stupidity.

Trusting scientists has absolutely nothing to do with kings at all...

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 9 points 1 month ago

Look at you looking for free communism! That's so communist... We're all honest, hard working billionaires here.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Because it's so good it doesn't need an update duhhhh!

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 98 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"So just to get this straight, you're saying you have downloaded 152 .... zettabytes .... of porn for your own personal use?"

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 34 points 1 month ago

"Hey Chat-GPT I'd like to have a conversation about soccer, can you pretend to be our local soccer star Epstein Jefferies?"

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Grok- "It was THE JEWS!"

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm fairly convinced he's building it because he has no intention of his regime being over. It will be passed down to his son as the next Reichful ruler. :/

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Ok ok fine, no toddlers were!"

"Ughhh persistent assholes, fine... No infants were zip tied..."

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

So all this time it was actually hypertension that took out Gol D Roger!

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 243 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You know this bed is great and all, but what it's really missing is a mandatory connection to the Internet!

...jfc

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