Asafum

joined 2 years ago
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

True, but if someone has determined I'm interesting enough to waste resources on then I fear for their job stability. Someone's getting fired lol

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 8 points 2 months ago

almost everyone has air conditioning, so doors and windows stay closed in summer

When you walk outside and are practically swimming in the humidity that ac is a godsend. My windows mostly stay closed so I don't drown/suffocate lol

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It all started with the virgin Mary, then God couldn't help himself and created Epstein so he didn't feel so alone in His diddling!

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 45 points 2 months ago (4 children)

"With God all things are possible... Except the Epstein files, even God can't help you there."

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Absolute peak conservative.

No taxes! Keep government out of our lives!

Oops we ruined ourselves, ok population time to pay for it! I'm not going to change though or admit my mistakes, I'm just going to take your money and then push for more deregulation and tax cuts.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago

Thanks! To be honest it isn't alllllll terrible, it's kinda cool having dreams again lol when I smoked I either never had them or the short term memory loss just made me forget I had them.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't have a choice. Alcohol gives me insomnia and weed gives me super intense panic attacks. CBD stopped working so I just stopped everything.

Yes, it sucks very very much.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 11 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Pretty much what everyone else is saying as far as it can't really be proven. Everything you experience is your brains interpretation of the stimuli it received from outside the body.

One of the few ways I rationalize it for myself is: there's no fucking way at all that I am the "main character." I'm the most pathetic, least important thing to have ever disgraced this earth with his existence. I'm not in a simulation that is centered around me, that universe would be absolutely insane.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Ok let's try this another way. I'm going to leave the room and I promise there won't be any recordings. When I leave just say out loud what the positives are of AI ok?"

(Leaves.)

"I get to fire all my employees and keep all the money for myself!"

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 45 points 2 months ago

"All green all bankrupt."

"Sorry, hold on a sec, I need to shovel billions in subsidies to oil companies..."

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

They say "be mindful, control your breathing, clear your mind" so I try for this kind of clarity of mind and suddenly they say "Stop! Put it away I'm calling the cops! This is a yoga class!"

Well excuuuuse me for following directions!

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"we listened and we know what gamers really want: performance. So go fuck yourself gamers here's an AI system no one wants to drag you down."

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